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When one is sick and tries to take one's own temperature, it is of the absolute utmost importance that even in fever-induced haze, one can tell the difference between the human-oral-thermometer and the canine-not-oral-thermometer.

(It took me a moment but I got it right)

civic duty

Unsure of who to vote for this November? Politics inciting incoherent rage? Have you considered  the only candidate endorced by both Rocky and Arthur? When it comes to blind loyalty, there is no greater pinnacle than the Pack Alpha:

Pack Alpha: endorsed by both hat wearing, shoe napping, clinically depressed Goldern Pilferers and milkaholic, manwhorey, celery eating, actor's actors alike.