Sunday, August 31, 2008

gainful employment

Unfortunately, it appears that two gorgeous puppies can INDEED go broke relying on the kindness of strangers on the internet, and so it is with great dismay and reluctance that one golden retriever and one golden pilferer humbly submit their résumés for consideration.

Are you living in fetid squalor and unbearable feculence? Let the Boisterous Bulters come to your aid! Mr. Rock E. Raccon and Mr. Arthur O. Pod bring your the opulent servitude of yore, complete with bowler hat*.

Boisterous Butlers specializes in kitchen cleanup! Got dirty dishes? Especially dirty pancake dishes with gooey butter, fresh blueberries and maple syrup? Boisterous Butlers can help! Each dirty dish will be meticulously scrubbed by not one, but TWO butlers for the low price of two additional dirty dishes.

For a limited time, mention this blog when you call and get a 5 minute demonstration cleaning absolutely free! Boisterous Butlers will give your dishes that streak-free shine you crave using their patented eco-friendly water-saving methods.

Boisterous Butlers is not responsible for the whereabouts of dirty socks, stray tennis balls, or toilet paper after they are cleaned up. Customers are encouraged to purchase Under-the-Couch-or-possibly-the-Bed Insurance for an additional $5 per visit.

*Bowler hats available only by request. A two apple bowler hat fee will be charged.


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