amateur cosmetology

For the thrifty canine with a desire for self invention, do-it-yourself highlights are an easy way to stand out from the crowd.

Step 1- Align the desired area in front of the piping hot bathroom heater.
Step 2- Back slowly into the heater until your flesh is toasty warm.
Step 3- When you smell something burning, get up and walk away.
Step 4- Enjoy your frizzy new stripes!

Pro tip: condition thoroughly afterwards as the treated hair will be fragile and easily damaged.