civic duty

Unsure of who to vote for this November? Politics inciting incoherent rage? Have you considered  the only candidate endorced by both Rocky and Arthur? When it comes to blind loyalty, there is no greater pinnacle than the Pack Alpha:

Pack Alpha: endorsed by both hat wearing, shoe napping, clinically depressed Goldern Pilferers and milkaholic, manwhorey, celery eating, actor's actors alike.