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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Pursuant to the post dated Monday, July 23, 2007 2:25 PM:

The puppyblog has been informed that a full recall is being made of above post and all claims, assertions, and affirmations contained wherein are to be completely forgotten except when necessity dictates its use as an effective guilt trip mechanism. A government census has indicated that all residents of Chez Raccoon and its subsidiary, The Lobsteria, are currently outfitted with the full complement of toes and furthermore, fulfill all sanitation and safety requirements for their USDA designation as industrial pig farms.