Monday, July 30, 2007

a dialogue

A: Hey Rocky.

R: Hey Arthur, why so blue?

A: I'm just so tired of having to do all this training. The boss lady is always making me go to classes. Hey...I never see you doing anything lately, and you're always getting away with shit that would get me a couple of hours in the hole. What's your secret?

R: I sent away for my AKC Canine Good Citizen Certification!

A: Canine Good Citizen? Will I finally stop being hassled for chasing and biting neighborhood children?

R: Yup! You'll never have to train again and you'll get treats just for sitting around! Call them, I'm sure glad I did!


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