Friday, August 24, 2007

dental hygiene

Rocky: is fairly content with poultry flavored enzymatic toothpaste.

Arthur: adores poultry flavored enzymatic toothpaste and would eat it for dinner if he could. Thinks that getting his teeth brushed is the best thing ever. The second best thing is hovering while Rocky's teeth are being brushed and licking the toothpaste off of his teeth as I am brushing them. Snorfling noises reminiscent of a pig rooting for truffles are optional.

I wish I had pictures. Then I could charge $3.99 a month for the first 3 months and $10.99 for each additional month. Until the feds arrest me for tax evasion.


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